Adopted and searching asked:


A man and his wife had been stranded on a deserted island for many years. The morning following a bad storm, a new guy washes up on the shore.
The new guy and the wife are VERY attracted to each other right away, but they realize that certain protocols will have to be observed.
The husband, oblivious to the pheromones floating around, is very glad to see the second man there.
“This is wonderful! Now we’ll be able to have three people doing 8-hour shifts in the watchtower instead of two people doing 12-hour shifts.”
The new man is only too happy to help, and in fact volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tall tower and stands watch, scanning the ocean horizon for any ships.
Soon the husband and wife start placing stones in a circle in order to make a fire to cook supper.
The new man yells down: “Hey, no screwing!”
They look at each other and yell back: “We’re not screwing!”
A few minutes later, they start to put driftwood into the stone circle.
Again the new man yells down: “Heeey, no screwing!”
Again they yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Later they are putting palm leaves on the roof of the shack to patch leaks. Once again the new man yells down from high above: “Hey, I said no screwing!!”
They yell back, “And we said we’re not screwing!!”
Finally the shift is over and the new man climbs down from the tower and the husband starts to climb up. By the time he gets half-way up, his wife and the new man are already screwing their brains out. Once at the top, the husband turns around and looks down and says to himself:
“Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they’re screwing.”

haime

Ali asked:


okay so i looked up the seduction perfume for women (to attract men) and i was wondering if anyone knows of a store i could purchase it at?

emmie

Ferker asked:


You boyfriend/husband has a thing for something from another woman. It’s not cheating but…

Which would make you most jealous?

a) Another woman with whom you are also friends makes food that he is absolutely in love with. He’ll come home early, jump through hoops, eat stuff he claims he doesn’t. He can’t shut up about her cooking!

b) Admiration & respect: This is the smartest person, he’s ever met. No tension between them but when he wants a smart respectable well thought out rational yet creative opinion, she’s getting the call.

c) Silent tension: From time to time, you can see your man, staring at the ground, trying hard to avoid her gaze as he melts into a puddle of stupid-man-puddy. Although he doesn’t feed into it, he tries to avoid it in fact, his sweaty palms can’t hide the chain of pheromones between them.

d) She’s his humor twin. Whenever they get into the room that’s it! You’ve never seen you guy laugh like this with anyone, yet with her, it happens every time.

mai

Space Cadet asked:


When do women’s BS detectors usually start working? I’m a man with a mild form of autism known as Asperger’s Syndrome. I haven’t been involved with anyone for 5 years, but that’s okay with me. Indeed, my condition has impeded my ability to relate to women and have successful relationships. However, I have BS detectors that work. If women are naturally better at reading men, and 99 percent of them are all neurotypicals, then perhaps someone can answer this for me. Though, I’m a nice guy, and I’m intelligent, I have no luck. I hear many women say they want those types, but everywhere I look they pursue all the bad boys with criminal records, tattoos, and body piercings. I understand most of them aren’t imagining spending the rest of their lives upon a beautiful mountain summit overlooking the panorama of the local babbling brook and the picturesque landscape. Normally, when he promises to “rescue the girls from their terrible despair” before they ride into the sunset in his muscle car with the convertible top down, he’s telling other females the same on the side. If I know 99 percent of these self-proclaimed “tough guys” can’t walk on water, eat bullets, spit fireballs, sweat lightning bolts, or crap ice cream, then why don’t most women? If I can surmise what surreptitious and deceptive vampires they are, why do they swindle so many women? Why do I get left high and dry for telling the truth? When the young impressionable girls with raging pheromones are being seduced by these vampires, I figure they don’t foresee being left in the dirt with all of his kids. In these cases, does all that estrogen override their BS detectors? If I’m able to read between the lines as a man with Asperger’s, then why can’t most of these neurotypical women? Are the BS detectors fully operational after they get melodramatic and cry rivers of tears the way Nancy Kerrigan did when she was kneecapped?

netta

R o M e O asked:


I dreamt I was in some huge building - a social setting of sorts similar to a college, and these alien creatures (like grays) were lurking around looking for women because they had this spray potion that was some kind of strong pheromone that they would spray on women that would immediately arouse lust in the men, so they would cause them to mate with and impregnate the women! The dream was centered around myself and the other women locking ourselves away and hiding from the aliens so they wouldn’t attack us with this spray.

Weirdness. Inpterpretations would be interesting.
and btw, I vaguely remember getting ******** and later getting freaky - “heavy petting” with some random dude.

linit

bubbleinmytub18 asked:


I think I’m done, I had an epiphany today of how relationships are just a waste of time; even the casual *** part (let’s be honest, a girl isn’t guaranteed anything during ***… and it is just not worth it sometimes. Most guys dont even know what they are doing). So I want to stop dating, altogether. I know the whole .. staying busy, but i dont want to be busy forever. but i really want this, i dont want to fool myself any longer about men. I know they are all the same and there is really no point in dating if there is no such thing as love. So another words, is there some kind of surgery that could remove my pheromones or part of my brain that urges relationships? Or even drugs (prescribed.. nothing illegal here) that would work?
i think i am just hormonal and venting, please just ignore this question. Im having guy troubles and it is driving me mad.

shirell

R o M e O asked:


I dreamt I was in some huge building - a social setting of sorts similar to a college, and these alien creatures (like grays) were lurking around looking for women because they had this spray potion that was some kind of strong pheromone that they would spray on women that would immediately arouse lust in the men, so they would cause them to mate with and impregnate the women! The dream was centered around myself and the other women locking ourselves away and hiding from the aliens so they wouldn’t attack us with this spray.

Weirdness. Interpretations would be interesting.

And I vaguely remember getting ******** and later getting freaky - “heavy petting” with some random dude.

enfiania

Quien Sabe? asked:


And when you are truly single over 1/2 the time it is married woman or woman in a relationship that show interest?????

Is their a pattern of female behavior here ?…..or merely personal coincidence?…..Pheromones?

I think woman are great …but admit I am clueless to their thought patterns…want to understand…For Real
All fantastic honest answers so quick
Dustin..lol..you only think you do
but good answer..lol..your day of being confounded is on the horizon
Gigiem..used to always think that”Comfort”
what when it crosses the line and you get asked home??
Rachel..I try as well
Lexi..so honest thank you
Courtney…cute..lol…maybe,I am an older guy
no most didn’t know I was married.
Courtney..they are all bark and no bite

The really dangerous people don’t posture…you never see them coming

A rapper opened for a band I play in the other night..he seemed like an intelligent
creative decent guy
Dexteris..Wow such an honest answer

soreka

.violet shots. asked:


I wouldn’t consider her crazy.. man she’s the top notcher in our class!
She has rejected a lot.. and i mean A LOT of guys.. and she doesn’t have a bf. Add to that some girls confessed they like her too!
She DOESN’T flirt or brag or w/e
I dunno if she’s using pheromones or somethin’.. her eyes were red. I thought she was an addict or a freak but when I looked it up on the net, it sez that it was the 2nd most rare eyecolor a human could have (lucky goose).
I wasn’t jealous, I was just slightly irritated .
She’s already out.

I got the suspicion that she’s interested in me when they were playing truth or dare. So it was truth.. yada yada.. she said that the person she likes was in our class then she looked at everyone but when she looked at me, her eyes got slightly big! so that explains all the staring and googley eyes…
When we’re in the clinic for physical examination, she looked at me and she was like her eyes are pointing towards the bed then looking at me again..of course you know what that meant.
She did a lot of ****** things to me so I was always mad at her.
There was this time to when I was resting my eyes then someone blowed in my ear, I thought it was one of my friends so I just smiled but then she kissed me! so when I opened my eyes, it was her!
And the time when she did this..I dunno but she placed her thigh between my legs and sticked it to my “down”!! so I slapped her in the face and never talked to her.

What’ll I do!?? I said all kinds of nasty and horrible things to her I even pushed her but still… but she sez that she wouldn’t ever hurt me..geez.. I’m a closet les but I don’t want to spill it out yet
I’m 15 and she’s 16 btw

wachiwi

Ethan asked:


“Using a brain imaging technique, Swedish researchers have shown that ********** and heterosexual males’ brains respond differently to two odors that may be involved in sexual arousal, and that the ********** men respond in the same way as heterosexual women. The study was expanded to include ********** women; the results were consistent with previous findings meaning that ********** women were not as responsive to male identified odors, but their response to female cues was similar to heterosexual males.[8] According to the researchers, this research suggests a possible role for human pheromones in the biological basis of sexual orientation.[9]”

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

hadi